This is too damn funny. I can't actually beleive this stuff is considered ROCK music!
Posted By: Jarhead - Tuesday, November 4th 2008 @ 1:43pm
Errors: In You Chose
Obama is NOT Muslim, his grandfather was Muslim, and his father may have been, and his stepfather was a Muslim. His relationship to Reverend Wright is more of a Black-Marxist religion than anything else.
But the biigger mistake is that JoeBiiden is not intelligent; he is well known as the stupidest man in the senate.
We should get our facts straight.
Posted By: R Smith - Monday, November 3rd 2008 @ 9:15pm
the lies that come out of her pie hole
is it really possible to lie when you know nothing? because i mean she's so clueless every time she says hello it's probably plagarism...
Posted By: Johnny - Thursday, October 30th 2008 @ 4:55pm
You Choose
So heres your options: Old White Dude + Hot White Chick = War (But we get to live for a couple more hundred years, and get to look at Sarah on TV)
Black Muslim Dude + Some intellegent white guy = Alliances form between world leaders, and revelation begins (AKA We all die and dont get to look at sarah)
VOTE McCAIN OR FEEL THE PAIN!
Posted By: Jade - Wednesday, October 15th 2008 @ 5:39pm
She May Be A MILF
She may be a MILF and I'd love to F**K her, she is not president material. Do you see the dirty old man leer look in McCain's eyes when he stand's behind her? McCain complained about Obama's star power so he found someone for his ticket to match. The problem is, she has looks and Obama has brains. You might not like Obamas politics, but you can not deny that the man is intelligent. I want a leader with brains and a bedmate with looks.
Posted By: Lex - Wednesday, October 15th 2008 @ 9:43am
Re: Get a clue
Just a reply to the anonymous below me. If you're gonna speak out , don't be afraid to put your name behind it. And make sure before you open YOUR pie hole, to know the facts first!
Posted By: Seamus(wichita falls, tx) - Tuesday, October 14th 2008 @ 10:17pm
Missing the Point
Of course she's an unqualified dispshit. And a danger to the country. But that's not the question. Sarah Palin is so freakin hot that I'd do her even while she was rambling incoherently about mooseburgers and the view of Russia from her statehouse. She's actually one of the few women I've ever seen who's better looking in her mid forties than she was in her twenties. She's just that hot.
Posted By: hothitter - Tuesday, October 14th 2008 @ 8:55pm
Get a clue
Most of the comments are from men... yes i am a woman and yes she isn't bad to look at but FU*K the BULLSH*T people; She is all for WAR and not bringing our daughters, sons, nephews, brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, uncles, aunts and so on home.... is what we want more war?? i mean i realize that war is going to be there whether she is or not, however the crazy btch is wanting to go to war with other countries!!! hot or not she is fu*king crazy!!!!!!!! And the LIES that come out of her piehole are ridiculous too!!!!!!!
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, October 14th 2008 @ 9:49am
Keep her
We need to vote her in - not only is she NOT A HIPPIE or A SOCIALIST like Obama and Biden, but she is also quite nice to look at. Would you rather see pictures of Obama for the next four years? Yuck.
Posted By: Rick - Thursday, October 2nd 2008 @ 2:38pm
Piece of Ass
You have to give McCain credit. Look at him and he got a hot, young, rich wife. She too is a piece of ass. Sarah is intelligent, qualified and ready to be the president. The only thing is I can tell she has been a very dirty girl and may need a spanking. Give her a chance she is the MILFiest.
Posted By: Dave - Thursday, October 2nd 2008 @ 7:10am
sarah palin -funny video
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831461
Posted By: ran the monkey - Tuesday, September 30th 2008 @ 1:56pm
obama sucks has the right idea!
she is probably great in bed... i would take that all over the house not just the table though.
Posted By: anonymous - Monday, September 29th 2008 @ 1:30pm
GOOD LOOKING VP OF USA
GOOD LOOKING AND GALMOR VICE PRESIDENT OF USA
Posted By: DR KHALID M SHOUQ - Sunday, September 28th 2008 @ 1:34am
Make me beg Mrs. Governor...
Don't even get me started... Any sane STRAIGHT man with a semblance of a brain would bend this over the dining room table on a nightly basis. I'll bet she gives great helmet...
...I don't think allowing the first female VP to be a RETARD will do wonders for the professional image of women in the U.S.
Posted By: Ian - Friday, September 26th 2008 @ 4:44pm
she's
hot
Posted By: anonymous - Thursday, September 25th 2008 @ 9:18pm
Great Site
Exactly what a good '15 minutes of fame' satire site should be. Well done.
Posted By: Matt - Tuesday, September 23rd 2008 @ 12:39am
she tried
she asked librarians if she would ban some books. the librarians said no. that is why no books were banned. this has been confirmed.
Posted By: tuba - Sunday, September 21st 2008 @ 1:37pm
no books were banned
She never banned any books that is a lie generated by democrats
Posted By: Chris - Saturday, September 20th 2008 @ 1:31am
maybe
this is cool
Posted By: wow - Thursday, September 18th 2008 @ 2:45pm
nice
nice
Posted By: cool - Thursday, September 18th 2008 @ 2:42pm
right
wow
Posted By: you - Thursday, September 18th 2008 @ 2:41pm
On my terms
I'd do her only without the spectacles and after a brain-transplant (to make sure there is less nonsense coming out of her)
Posted By: Dr - Wednesday, September 17th 2008 @ 9:46am
Wonderful tragedy
If she gets naked for me, I would vote for the damn republican regardless of how much I hate the right-wingers.
Posted By: anonymous - Monday, September 15th 2008 @ 10:50pm
.
I'd do her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: C - Sunday, September 14th 2008 @ 8:52pm
arrogent loser
She is a relgious whacko ready for nuclear war with Russia. She is the type that uses her looks and squeeky voice to get votes. How can she be a hockey mom when none of her kids are in hockey anymore? Also I dont know many hockey moms that makes $125,000 a year, owns a big house on thh lake and owns their own plane. I also dont know any hockey moms shooting deer or moose around town. SHe is a facade and fad that hopefully will drizzle out. She woudl probably sleep with anyone to be vice president. Haven knows she wears teh pants in teh family. She keeps talking about Gods plan. Again I dont know any hockey moms whom I know have talked to God lately. She is a legend in her own mine. Learn from Bush. She is a female Bush. Plenty of other more qualifiued females that McCain could have picked but it choose a Bushie that can sit on his lap at teh white house.
Posted By: Rob - Saturday, September 13th 2008 @ 7:53am
vote right
talk about short term memory I think the economy was doing just fine until gas went out of control. The war is going to be won and stability in the mid east would do wonders for everyone. I don't know why people say diplomacy would have worked when several U.N. countries were doing illegal trade. who has short term mem?
Posted By: shot term mem - Friday, September 12th 2008 @ 10:26am
quit cryin.....
hey all you liberal cry babies-- you guys have been trying to empower women for years but couldn't do it with hillary. so now that the GOP has beaten you at your own game-- yet again-- you can't admit defeat as usual. just because sarah palin is not a liberal you people just can't get over the fact that she's going to be the next vice president.
Posted By: chad - Friday, September 12th 2008 @ 9:58am
lol
lol this is some funny shizz and good relieve of all the serious bs thats goin on.... besides its kinda tru..
Posted By: your mom - Friday, September 12th 2008 @ 1:11am
Stop the stupidity
For some reason Americans need to vote for someone who relates to them! well excuse me that is not the criteria for choosing the president of the most powerful nation on earth. You idiots chose a guy you wanted to have a beer with and look what happened. People have such short term memory, its happening all over again, now people will vote for a woman who shops at walmart and loves to hunt, wonder how that will turn out! You voted for Bush, an unknown governor, learn from your mistakes and dont vote for an unknown governor again, she wont be VP for long if she gets elected!
Posted By: me - Thursday, September 11th 2008 @ 2:04am
sigh...
this is just giving palin way more attention than she deserves! i just hope when election time rolls around people will make the right decision and vote LEFT!
Posted By: jen - Wednesday, September 10th 2008 @ 7:23pm
Posted By: kaiyzen - Wednesday, September 10th 2008 @ 2:07am
Well...
OBAMA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: spamloverman - Tuesday, September 9th 2008 @ 9:10pm
Bunch of idiots...
I'm not even talking to the people who run this site. I'm talking to the idiots jumping on here to tak about what a crazy skank she is blah blah blah. Lets face it folks, you know as much about her as a person as you do anyone else who runs. Do you really want someone who acts like Jesus and then turns around after the election to screw us over again? Personally I prefer someone who has a few flaws at the get go so we don't have to suffer through finding out what they are the hard way. If you're going to judge anybody start with yourselves you bunch of hypocrites.
And yes i would do her.
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, September 9th 2008 @ 5:19pm
30 seconds and she would be in love!!!
Definate MILF!!! I would do to her things never thought possible...and she would come back for more and more and MORE and MORE!!!!
Posted By: Crash - Tuesday, September 9th 2008 @ 4:49pm
Common Person
I would so do the MILF but look at it form a another view..... she is the only person who comes from where al ot of us come from...... the husband with a DWI....... i think its 5 kids ........ one that has autism ....... and also one that is 17 year old and pregnant....... i say let her in and see what the common man( or woman) can do for their country and not their pockets for once.
You don't have to have faith in our government but have faith in our COUNTRY (Its Great )
Posted By: Cox--WC College - Tuesday, September 9th 2008 @ 3:23pm
speakin in tongues
Just found out that Palin speaks in tongues at church.......wow. The hot factor just went south.......
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, September 9th 2008 @ 11:57am
MILF I Can Believe In
That banned book list is a hoax. It contains the same list that's been generated, in the same order, and attributed to several other politicians. Libs are so unimaginative. Sorry - Palins got more executive experience (ie she knows how to actually lead) than that bitch Hillary, Biden, and Obama combined. Obama is an America-hating empty suit, this chick's got class and bigger balls than that metrosexual.
Posted By: anonymous - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 10:10pm
Posted By: Ryan - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 6:33pm
YEP, give her the full package
I like powerful woman, she is one of them.
Do her and do it hard!
Posted By: anonymous - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 5:47pm
How stupid can you get?
Go ahead and choose for the looks instead of intellect. You still wonder why the whole world is laughing at you? Are you really that stupid?
Posted By: iken - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 5:38pm
RELAX
thats why i hate new age libs.. at least the old hippies were too high to bitch at everything.. its a website! and a damn funny one too!! and you political internet commenters arent gonna change the world by forum comments
Posted By: CentralValley - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 4:57pm
Appealing to the immature minds of junior highschool mentality are you? This is a filthy, crude website only designed to gain you attention. Psychopaths are attention whores and that's what all of you are. Get a life and find something useful to do with your time, scumbags.
Posted By: anonymous - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 3:27pm
Yes, I would
The fact of the matter is that I would bang her and vote for her for the same reason.... she's got actual experience!
Zing!
Posted By: The Nut Buster - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 3:06pm
I would...
I would do her in a back alley as long as she doesn't talk while I am going at it.
Posted By: cj - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 3:01pm
would do or not
The page is about doing Sarah Palin not voting for her. So Bree take your opinonated comments to some other page. She's a milf...... so what?
Posted By: Walker - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 1:17pm
Obama is hotter
Michelle Obama is way hotter than Palin. I like my women to be sexy, without looking like real estate agents or librarians.
Posted By: obamaguy - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 1:03pm
I would NOT do Sarah
just not my type!
Posted By: Bertje - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 12:15pm
double standard
Seriously women need to stop whining that all men want to do Sarah Palin. Women have had over 200 years of male VPs to fantasize about nailing, and now once theres a chance there will be a woman one men are being criticized for being excited about it. That is a double-standard. All those years of women being excited about riding Al Gore or LBJ have gone un-criticized, but now that i want to nail the eskimo im some sort of asshole? This is why women make a quarter less per hour.
Posted By: Randothefungiman - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 10:50am
Pre menopausal AND lactating
This woman should scare the living crap out of every sane person in America.
Voting to put a book banning, vindictive, Pre menopausal AND lactating evangelical Extremist Authoritarian one heartbeat from the presidency is just something I just can’t voluntarily pull The Lever for!
This woman is Bat-Sh%t crazy if I ever seen one!
You know the type; hysterical 3 AM phone calls, waiting outside your apartment spying on you in the middle of the night, slashed tires and threats of bodily harm mixed incoherently with “but I love you”!
There is no way in hell I can vote for mccain now and any man who votes for this psychopath as VP because of her looks should be confined to a rubber room!
Posted By: Skeeter - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 9:45am
So Right funny Bree
Bree you are pretty funny but sadly you are also right. People are all about MILFs. Vote for change people! Or at least a chance at change.
Posted By: Zah - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 9:35am
I'll vote for her...
If the issue is sexiness. I kind of feel like I'm going to be missing out by not voting for emporer palpa...I mean McCain. I wish we would have 4 years of her talking down to us like children. At least the view would make it worth it.
Posted By: Bob - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 9:31am
=/
Just goes to show how stupid and uninformed america, and unfortunately, many of us women are when voting. Who CARES what the hell she looks like? Who cares if she's a woman? Apparently, most people dont. Read the comments.. shes against safe sex and abortion, but for populating the world with all of the slutty, drunken teens babies that they keep poppin' out because they're not educated. That is not helping anyone!! Hillary would've been great , but since the media made her look like a "bitch" and undesirable and unattractive, she lost out. But look, we have a MILF, lets vote for her!!
Posted By: Bree - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 8:26am
looks, more Bushianisms
If the elections were about looks it would be hard to pick between Palin and Obama. But now, I would not vote for someone with a Journalism degree and a tendency for moral dictatorship, this woman sound like a fanatic self-righteous christian, we just had 8 years of disaster of that type, let's go with the reason this time.
Posted By: rc - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 8:05am
Hahaha
I'm just waiting for her to pull the pencil out of her hair!
Posted By: Timmy - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 7:58am
Shmokin!!
I'm a happy go lucky kind a guy, you know, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, wink wink, yea. So I mean WoW, hottie on the horizon! I'm good with the flip flopping positions, after all it takes one to know one, right? One heart-beat away from the presidency? That's just another phrase for "xciting times" my friends. Remember the 80's? I was in grade school, OES, Oregon Episcopal School in Portland Oegon. Man I remember those days of possible nuclear annihilation, duck! and cover! My brothers and Sister! Yay, I'm 4 her! 2 reasons. 1 danger is my middle name, and 2, if McCain wins, I win, 3 bottles of bourbon! Eventhough I'm voting for Obama, it's called hedging your bets, brothers and sisters. Love to you all! Shameless in Seattle. A
Posted By: Yowza!! - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 6:39am
Nope
Nope, she's old and not that pretty. Even the younger SP in the pictures isn't sexy really. She's a politician which makes it a little more exciting. But still. She's just not that hot. (Seriously..she's not..)
Posted By: Me - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 6:33am
no way, she is ugly
not to mention stretched like a b*itch after squeezing 5 kids outta there. and btw her being candidate is a prime example of what is wrong with america these days, yes she can read an autocue(surprise) but thats all this puppet is good for
Posted By: kama - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 6:09am
Sarah Palin would would make a great VP ...
Because if she gets elected I won't have to pay for the Playboy channel, I can just watch C-Span. Oh yeah!
Posted By: The Mann - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 4:51am
SMART!!!??? Hell No
How the hell can you people say that this woman is smart?? Global warming is not our fault?? Ofcourse it is!!!
The war in Iraq was gods will and must be fought!!! Are you freakin insane!!!
Politics and Religion should be separated only then you can rule a country like its suppose to.
Religion is Shit!!
Posted By: AntiChrist - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 4:29am
Sarah Palin
How can she manage the government when she obviously cant manage her family. An alcoholic pregnant teen. Plus 15 mil on a hockey rink in Alaska??? isnt Alaska ALL ICE????
But YES I would nail her hard fast and LOOONG
Posted By: CaptainHowdy72 - Monday, September 8th 2008 @ 12:28am
milf vs fat biatch
She's the milfest politician ever. I'd pay to have a VP like that in my county. Instead we have the fattest bitch ever in charge.
Posted By: Zarofi - Sunday, September 7th 2008 @ 11:38pm
Sure thing
She's definitley a MILF.......
Posted By: Walker - Sunday, September 7th 2008 @ 11:18pm
The Hottest VP Candidate...
From the Coolest state is a bombshell. AND she is smart. What a combo! NORTH TO THE FUTURE!
Posted By: TiTo - Sunday, September 7th 2008 @ 8:43pm
Funny Poem About Sarah Palin...
This guy Froggy on The MJ Morning Show in Tampa is also in love with Sarah Palin and he did a spoken word poem that is really funny... The is the link (yeah, I know it's long, but it should pop up the audio immediately.)
Posted By: Froggy Fan - Sunday, September 7th 2008 @ 8:07pm
I would definitely do her...
while I voted for Obama/Biden.
Posted By: rahree - Sunday, September 7th 2008 @ 7:38pm
Ironically...
Leksi Wit doesn't let the facts get in the way of her distorting the truth. Bristol is pregnant but hasn't given birth yet. Keep spinning...
Posted By: Greg - Sunday, September 7th 2008 @ 6:30pm
Safe Sex or Teenage Pregnancy?
One of the library books Gov. Palin tried to ban as mayor of Wasilla, Alsaka is "An Overview for Teens: Safe Sex 101" (written by two women, including a medical doctor). Ironically, her unwed teenage daughter gave birth to a baby in the past year.
But the biigger mistake is that JoeBiiden is not intelligent; he is well known as the stupidest man in the senate.
We should get our facts straight.
So heres your options:
Old White Dude + Hot White Chick = War (But we get to live for a couple more hundred years, and get to look at Sarah on TV)
Black Muslim Dude + Some intellegent white guy = Alliances form between world leaders, and revelation begins (AKA We all die and dont get to look at sarah)
VOTE McCAIN OR FEEL THE PAIN!
Would you rather see pictures of Obama for the next four years? Yuck.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831461
And yes i would do her.
Definate MILF!!! I would do to her things never thought possible...and she would come back for more and more and MORE and MORE!!!!
You don't have to have faith in our government but have faith in our COUNTRY (Its Great )
http://regalseagull.com/index.php/features/comments/palin_surpasses_obama/
Do her and do it hard!
Zing!
just not my type!
Seriously women need to stop whining that all men want to do Sarah Palin. Women have had over 200 years of male VPs to fantasize about nailing, and now once theres a chance there will be a woman one men are being criticized for being excited about it. That is a double-standard. All those years of women being excited about riding Al Gore or LBJ have gone un-criticized, but now that i want to nail the eskimo im some sort of asshole? This is why women make a quarter less per hour.
This woman should scare the living crap out of every sane person inAmerica
Voting to put a book banning, vindictive, Pre menopausal AND lactating evangelical Extremist Authoritarian one heartbeat from the presidency is just something I just can’t voluntarily pull The Lever for!
This woman is Bat-Sh%t crazy if I ever seen one!
You know the type; hysterical 3 AM phone calls, waiting outside your apartment spying on you in the middle of the night, slashed tires and threats of bodily harm mixed incoherently with “but I love you”!
There is no way in hell I can vote for mccain now and any man who votes for this psychopath as VP because of her looks should be confined to a rubber room!
Eventhough I'm voting for Obama, it's called hedging your bets, brothers and sisters. Love to you all!
Shameless in Seattle.
A
Nope, she's old and not that pretty. Even the younger SP in the pictures isn't sexy really. She's a politician which makes it a little more exciting. But still. She's just not that hot. (Seriously..she's not..)
Global warming is not our fault?? Ofcourse it is!!!
The war in Iraq was gods will and must be fought!!!
Are you freakin insane!!!
Politics and Religion should be separated only then you can rule a country like its suppose to.
Religion is Shit!!
Plus 15 mil on a hockey rink in Alaska??? isnt Alaska ALL ICE????
But YES I would nail her hard fast and LOOONG
http://mj.933flz.com/cc-common/mediaplayer/player.html?redir=yes&mps=mj_media_player.php&mid=http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/TAMPA-FL/MJMS-IP/005238574.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&CPROG=RICHMEDIA&MARKET=TAMPA-FL&NG_FORMAT=personality&NG_ID=MJMS-IP&OR_NEWSFORMAT=&OWNER=&SERVER_NAME=www.mjmorningshow.com&SITE_ID=48&STATION_ID=MJMS-IP&TRACK=
I would do her while I vote for her.